Remember Zeph sunbaking on our outdoor mosaic table? I have talked to him many, many times about his provocative behaviour. I have patiently explained that his human parents like to have their morning coffee on the table – preferably without him leaping onto the table and sitting next to us.

I have tried to reason with him; plead with him. Zsa Zsa has looked at him with a guilty look on her face (even though she is not in trouble). El Hubs has raised his voice. I have looked at Zeph sternly.

As you can see, our disciplinary actions have worked. NOT. And so, we have largely given up and the mosaic table is used more by a sunbaking, sleeping English Pointer than humans.


Zeph snoozes on….


…and on.